Posted 3 days ago
nine-gag:

The Truth..

nine-gag:

The Truth..

Posted 3 days ago

nine-gag:

you’re fucked

Posted 3 days ago

unfriendable:

Hey, they should make a spin-off starring him! http://ift.tt/1obnQIB

Posted 3 days ago

#WHAT IS THIS STRAIGHT UP FUCKING 90S BOYBAND BULLSHIT

Assembly Required, the debut album from pop sensation *STKS! Featuring the smash #1 hit Avengin’ Ur Luv and the follow-up single Loki Can’t Luv U Like I Can! 
1. Avengin’ Ur Luv2. Loki Can’t Luv U Like I Can3. Keep On Moving (Coz Love Is A Battlefield)4. My Heart Is Hammerin’ For U5. Hulking On The Dance Floor6. Shwarma’s And A Movie7. Cupid & Hawkeye (Got Me Falling For U)8. Eyepatched Love feat. Nick Fury9. Collecting Vintage Playing Cards Of U feat. Agent Coulson10. I’ll Shield U From Anything

#WHAT IS THIS STRAIGHT UP FUCKING 90S BOYBAND BULLSHIT

Assembly Required, the debut album from pop sensation *STKS! Featuring the smash #1 hit Avengin’ Ur Luv and the follow-up single Loki Can’t Luv U Like I Can!

1. Avengin’ Ur Luv
2. Loki Can’t Luv U Like I Can
3. Keep On Moving (Coz Love Is A Battlefield)
4. My Heart Is Hammerin’ For U
5. Hulking On The Dance Floor
6. Shwarma’s And A Movie
7. Cupid & Hawkeye (Got Me Falling For U)
8. Eyepatched Love feat. Nick Fury
9. Collecting Vintage Playing Cards Of U feat. Agent Coulson
10. I’ll Shield U From Anything

(Source: beyfun)

Posted 3 days ago

Watching the Avengers

  1. Captain America: Take away that suit of armor, and what are you?
  2. Some guy in the theater: SHERLOCK HOLMES
Posted 3 days ago

awwww-cute:

My brother isn’t well

Posted 3 days ago

thoseadorablebrowneyes:

awwww-cute:

This is what happens when you try to eat beef jerky in a dog daycare

vorfreu-e your dream job haha

Posted 3 days ago

lettinggosthehardestpart:

camembertlylegal:

deadlydinos:

Once I was walking home with some law school friends and they were like ”Why are you walking up that street your street is like three more streets up”

"Yeah but there’s a house on this street and sometimes their golden retriever naps in the sun on the sidewalk and I like to give him belly rubs"

Now all the law students walk up belly rub lane because law school is stressful and dogs rock

I bet that is the happiest dog

belly rub lane

Posted 3 days ago
You don’t have to be pretty like her. You can be pretty like you.
One of the most freeing things I have ever heard (via jamiemheughan)

(Source: firecannotkillabadwolf)

Posted 5 days ago

kingkrookodile:

i was speaking to a customer in Japanese once at work and my coworker overheard me and later in the break room he said to our other coworkers “man Andrew was over there speakin Naruto”