Posted 12 hours ago

koblala:

jayrockin:

Snowflakes are actually the perfect metaphor for people. Each one IS unique, but we all have the same structure and are pretty similar in spite of our differences. And really, with as many around as there is, aint no one gonna notice your differences unless they care enough to look closely.

People are also similar to snowflakes in that it is difficult to drive when there are too many of them piled up on the road.

Well that took a turn I didn’t expect

Posted 12 hours ago

godmuva:

Why people ask me shit like “how was work?” or “how is school?” like work is work, school is school, I would rather be on a yacht right now while gettin some dick but here I am

Posted 12 hours ago

we joke about procrastination but nothing is worse than the nauseating feeling of having every intention of doing something but physically not being capable of doing it and then feeling like you want to throw up because the deadline is just getting closer and closer.

(Source: lifeafterbeths)

Posted 12 hours ago

get to know me meme: 6 favorite female characters → Hermione Granger

"Actually I’m highly logical which allows me to look past extraneous detail and perceive clearly that which others overlook."

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dynastylnoire:

I love my skin!

OMG THIS IS SO GREAT!

(Source: arthaemisia)

Posted 1 day ago

bassicalo:

I guess my mum thinks I’m constantly on Google’s start page

Posted 1 day ago

witchlingfumbles:

satdeshret:

buginateacup:

Guys who try to use the “Are you on your period?” as way to end an argument always amuse me. Because it gives me the excuse to lean in close and whisper.

“I started my day by waking up in a pool of my own blood. Is that how you’d like me to end yours?”

omfg this is great

New favorite comeback.

Posted 1 day ago
brokendildo:

coconutoil97:

hante:

this is a chihuahua pug mix


*screams from mountain tops*

what type of pokemon is this

brokendildo:

coconutoil97:

hante:

this is a chihuahua pug mix

*screams from mountain tops*

what type of pokemon is this